After consideration, a pros and cons list, careful evaluation, futuristic outlook, and implications, I have chosen Vanilla.
'Why Vanilla,' you ask... Well for lack of a vocabulary, I have chosen Vanilla because Vanilla has never steered me wrong. I mean you have posers like 'French Vanilla or Vanilla Bean' but standard Vanilla has never wanted to be altered because of it's lack of dimension or surprise. It's just Vanilla. Over the last month and a half, I've tried others like Blue Bells: Strawberry, Butter Crunch, Strawberries and Homemade Vanilla, the Great Divide, Rocky Road (my favorite 80% of the time) and Haagen Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond (which would have been great but I hate dark chocolate) but none is quite like Vanilla. I pick all of them apart.
Strawberry - has too many whole strawberries
Butter Crunch - too much Butterfinger pieces
Strawberries and Homemade Vanilla - too much Strawberry AGAIN
Great Divide - it's alright but ugh boring
Rocky Road - I hate marshmallows and sometimes I pick the out
Vanilla Swiss Almonds - that dark chocolate ruined everything for me
You can't pick apart Vanilla, you can only add to it.
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